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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT
        OF EDUCATION

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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
    CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
    --www.ncicap.org--

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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[SQUEAK SQUEAK]

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[SNIFFS]

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YOU KNOW,
ANYONE WHO WATCHES YOU
OBSESSIVELY EVERY DAY

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WOULD NOTICE THAT
YOU NEVER ACTUALLY EAT
ANY OF THE FOOD.

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WHY IS THAT, ZIM?

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DON'T LIKE THE TASTE,

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OR IS IT SOMETHING MORE?

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A WEAKNESS?

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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

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I HAVE ALREADY STUFFED
        MY NORMAL HUMAN BELLY

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SO FULL OF DELICIOUS
            HUMAN FILTH

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THAT I COULD NOT EAT
            ANOTHER BITE.

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BALONEY.

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AAH! AAH!

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THE MEAT!
                THE MEAT!

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THE HORRIBLE MEAT!

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[DIB LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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Ms. Bitters:
YOU'RE LATE, DIB.

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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
THIS WEEK.

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SORRY, MS. BITTERS.

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I WAS IN THE BIOLOGY ROOM
    TRYING TO GET PICTURES

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OF THAT VAMPIRE GERBIL
        IN ACTION.

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THAT EXCUSE
IS GETTING OLD.

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SIT DOWN.

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ARE YOU STILL MAD

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ABOUT THAT THING
WITH THE SANDWICH?

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[GROWLS]

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HEY, BOLOGNA BOY.

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HE HAS BOLOGNA
                ON HIS HEAD.

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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

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THAT'S IT, DIB.
                LAUGH NOW.

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YES,
                LAUGH AND FROLIC

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IN YOUR VILE
                MEATS OF EVIL--

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<i> MEATS OF EVIL--</i>

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BUT KNOW THAT VENGEANCE
        SHALL BE MINE.

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OH, HOW IT
WILL BE MINE!

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Voices, chanting:
        ♪ MEATS OF EVIL ♪

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[SHRIEKS]

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OW.

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HA HA HA HA!

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♪ MEATS OF EVIL ♪

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THIS IS YOUR
                VENGEANCE, ZIM?

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A TACK?

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THAT'S PATHETIC--
            EVEN FOR YOU.

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CLASS, TODAY'S
        HORRIBLE LESSON

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IS ABOUT SOMETHING HORRIBLE.

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OPEN YOUR HORRIBLE TEXTBOOKS
        TO PAGE 2,038.

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Zim: BEAUTIFUL.

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IF DIB'S CELLULAR REACTION

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IS THE SAME THAT IT IS
    FOR THESE TEST CELLS,

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THEN MY VENGEANCE
    WILL TRULY BE COMPLETE.

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SLEEP WELL THIS NIGHT,
    MISERABLE HUMAN,

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FOR IT WILL BE
    THE LAST PEACEFUL SLEEP

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YOU WILL EVER KNOW.

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♪ MEATS OF EVIL ♪

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♪ MEATS OF EVIL ♪

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Dib: THEY TRY AND SAY
IT'S JUST A REGULAR
    MOUNTAIN RANGE

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ON THE MARTIAN SURFACE

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AND IT'S JUST
    A TRICK OF THE LIGHT,

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BUT COME ON,
    IT IS SO A MONKEY FACE.

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[SQUEAKING]

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GO AWAY.

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LOOKS LIKE
YOU FINALLY FOUND
SOME FRIENDS

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WHO ACTUALLY
WANT TO BE AROUND YOU.

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YEEAGH!

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YEEAGH! YEEAGH!

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YEE-YEEAGH!

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QUIT IT!

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[SNIFFING]

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HEY, I'M DELICIOUS.

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GAZ, TASTE ME.
                I'M DELICIOUS.

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[DOGS BARKING]

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AAH!

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[PANTING]

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LATE AGAIN, DIB.

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AND WHAT IS IT
                THIS TIME,

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VAMPIRE BABIES
OR BIGFOOT MAILMEN?

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DOGS...TASTING ME.

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SO MANY DOGS.

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HEY, WHAT'S THAT NASTY
        SANDWICHY SMELL?

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I THINK IT'S [GAG] DIB.

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DUDE. DUDE.

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I LEFT MY UNDERWEAR
        ON FOR A MONTH ONCE,

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AND IT KIND OF
        SMELLED LIKE HE DOES.

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Zim: WHO'S THE JOKE
NOW, DIB?

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I TOLD YOU
YOU'D SUFFER
MY REVENGE,

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AND NOW LOOK AT YOU.

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WHAT, YOU'RE
            MIND CONTROLLING
            SLOBBERY DOGS NOW?

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REAL SCARY,
            SPACE BOY.

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A QUICK SHOWER

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AND YOUR VENGEANCE
        JUST WASHES RIGHT OFF.

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Girl: AW, MAN!

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I'M GONNA THROW UP.

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THE STINK!

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THE STINK!

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SILENCE!

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IF I HAVE TO PUT UP
        WITH THE AWESOME FORCE

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OF YOUR COLLECTIVE
        CHILD STENCH EVERY DAY,

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THEN SO SHALL YOU ALL.

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[SNIFFS]

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WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

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SO FAMILIAR.

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THE SCHOOL HAS LOST
ITS FUNDING FOR TEXTBOOKS,

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SO YOU'VE ALL BEEN GIVEN
WILDLIFE SURVIVAL MANUALS.

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TODAY YOU'LL BE QUIZZED
ON HOW TO SKIN A MOOSE.

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[SNIFFS]

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MS. BITTERS,

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I THINK THERE'S
A SKINNED MOOSE

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SOMEWHERE
        IN THE CLASS.

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DIB?

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YOU STINK!

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GO TO THE BATHROOM

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AND ROLL AROUND
            IN THE TOILET UNTIL
            YOU SMELL BETTER.

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BUT I'LL SMELL
LIKE THE TOILET.

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EXACTLY.

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BUT WILLIE WAS
THE LAST ONE TO USE IT.

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NOW.

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OH, YEAH, DIB?

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UH, MY VENGEANCE
        IS NOW COMPLETE.

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[CHEERING]

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NOPE.

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STILL DELICIOUS.

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NO ONE SHOULD BE
        THIS DELICIOUS.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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AAH!

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ZIM.

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COMPUTER, ANALYZE.

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RUN A CHEMICAL CHECK.

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IS THERE ANY UNUSUAL
        FOREIGN SUBSTANCE

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ON THE TACK?

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ANALYSIS DONE.

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UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE
DETECTED.

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AND MY SKIN SAMPLE,

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DOES IT CONTAIN
            THE SAME SUBSTANCE?

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YES. SUBSTANCE DETECTED
IN DIB'S CELLS.

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SO, A FOREIGN
            DNA SEQUENCE--

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AND ZIM GOT IT
            INSIDE ME

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BY MAKING ME SIT
            ON THAT TACK.

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COMPUTER,
            WHERE DID THIS DNA
            ORIGINATE FROM?

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ANALYZING.

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BOLOGNA!

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ZIM HAS INTRODUCED
    BOLOGNA DNA INTO MY BODY?

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COMPUTER,
                HAVE I ABSORBED
                THE BOLOGNA?

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NO. SUBJECT DIB HAS BEEN FUSED
WITH SUBJECT BOLOGNA.

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NO-O-O!

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ZIM?

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IS IT A FAIR FIGHT?

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IS THIS MOOSE CREATURE

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WIELDING ANY SORT
        OF PROJECTILE WEAPONS?

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NO. NO, IT'S NOT.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[FLIES BUZZING]

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All: EEW.

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I KNOW WHAT
            YOU'VE DONE, ZIM,

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AND IT'S NOT FUNNY.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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GET AWAY FROM ME,
SANDWICH BOY.

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THE CURE!

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MAKE IT STOP, ZIM.

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MAKE THIS THING
YOU'VE DONE TO ME STOP.

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THERE IS NO CURE!

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AND I'LL NEVER
MAKE IT STOP.

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YOU MIGHT AS WELL
RESIGN YOURSELF

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TO YOUR MEATY FATE.

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I TOLD YOU
YOU WOULD FOREVER
RUE THE DAY

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YOU MESSED WITH ZIM!

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NOW, BEGIN YOUR RUING.

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I'LL JUST SIT HERE
AND WATCH.

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[LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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NO-O-O!

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[LAUGHING]

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AHEM.

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[DOGS BARKING]

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[ARF ARF]

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I KNOW ALL ABOUT
YOUR LITTLE TRICK, ZIM.

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I MUST ADMIT
IT'S A PRETTY
GOOD JOKE.

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I--I THINK IT DESERVES
SOME PRAISE.

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FINALLY,
THE DAY HAS COME.

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IT'S ABOUT TIME
            YOU ACKNOWLEDGED ME

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AS THE SUPERIOR
            BEING I SO AM.

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IT SHALL MAKE
            MY VICTORY SWEETER
            TO KNOW THAT--

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OW! OW!

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HA HA HA HA!

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JOKE'S ON YOU, ZIM.

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NOW YOU HAVE
TO FIND A CURE
FOR THE BOLOGNA THING.

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FOOL!

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YOU THINK I WOULD SHARE
        THE CURE WITH YOU?

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I'LL FIND A CURE

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AND KEEP IT ALL
            TO MYSELF

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AND THEN WATCH
            YOU TRANSFORM

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MORE AND MORE INTO
WHAT YOU REALLY ARE

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DEEP DOWN
                IN YOUR HEART.

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DEEP DOWN
I'M BOLOGNA?

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YES.

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THAT'S JUST DUMB.

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DUMB LIKE
                A MOOSE, DIB.

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DUMB LIKE A MOOSE.

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HEY, WAIT.

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THE CURE!

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Zim: NO!

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THE REACTION
        IS MUCH QUICKER
        INSIDE OF ME.

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IT'S WORSE
        THAN I IMAGINED.

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COMPUTER, QUICKLY
        ENGINEER A SERUM

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TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS
        OF THE MUTAGEN.

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COMMAND VOICE
            NOT RECOGNIZED.

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INTRUDER PRESENT.

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INTRUDER?

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I AM ZIM!

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RUN A SCAN TO VERIFY
THAT I AM ZIM!

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BIOSCAN VERIFICATION
            COMPLETE.

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INTRUDER IS BOLOGNA.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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THE DOGS--

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AFTER MY JUICY
                MEAT BODY

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OF BOLOGNA MEAT!

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ZIM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

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MY BASE, MY LABS,

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THEY DON'T THINK
            I'M REALLY ME.

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THE TRANSFORMATION
            IS SO BAD

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IT SEES ME
            AS A DIFFERENT
            CREATURE NOW.

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I MUST USE YOUR LABS.

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YOU WANT TO USE
MY LABS?

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IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

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I MUST FIND THE CURE.

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QUICKLY! THE DOGS--
            LISTEN TO THEM!

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YOU KNOW,
            IT WOULD BENEFIT
            YOU AS WELL.

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JUST THIS ONCE,
WE WORK TOGETHER.

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MORTAL ENEMIES
WORKING TOGETHER

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FOR THE COMMON GOOD!

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BE QUIET!

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[ALARM]

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FINALLY, I THINK
                WE'VE DONE IT.

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EEW!

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OH, YOU ROTTEN
ALIEN MONSTER.

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THIS INFERIOR EQUIPMENT,

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IRKEN BABIES PLAY
        WITH MORE ADVANCED TOYS.

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HEY, WE WOULDN'T
BE IN THIS MESS

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IF IT WEREN'T
FOR YOUR STUPID EVIL.

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

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NOW WHAT, ZIM?
        WHAT'S YOUR NEXT PLAN?

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LET'S RUN SCREAMING.

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[SCREAMING]

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[DOGS BARKING]

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Dib:
                YOU JERK.